Chapter 25: If There Be PooTo compare Howard’s worry about what might have gotten on his jumper at Felipe’s to the worry he felt about what might have gotten on his jumper at the numerous On the Go portable toilets he had visited Tuesday was to compare a mouse to an elephant. Howard had been to eighteen various locations that day, each with at least two portable toilets. Fortunately, there was a company that drained the toilets, and Howard’s job was to clean the door and the inside of each of these toilet rooms. No matter how fast he was with his spray, it still took him a minimum of fifteen minutes at each location since almost any cleaning product worth its salt required that Howard wait ten minutes for it to disinfect after he sprayed it. This is definitely not the place to cut corners,
