Chapter 34: Faux PasFor the most part, Howard thought that he could get along with almost anyone. There were few people who actually drove him a little crazy. There was that second-grade teacher of Janey’s who used the word “choices” seven hundred times in any given conversation, especially when Janey had done something that Mrs. Arnoult didn’t like. There was also that cashier at the Sunshine Mart who smacked her gum, licked her fingers when counting money (usually more than once per transaction), and always said something nasty about the customer she had just checked out. Luckily, Janey had moved onto third grade without either she or Howard losing their minds, and the Sunshine Mart proved to be quite avoidable when Howard worked at it. The only other person in Three Rivers who drive How
