Isha
Deep breaths, stay calm, you’re beautiful, they love you. I’m a f*cking cow, and I’m failing as a committed partner. I’m huge. At my four-month check-up, I was up ten pounds. Doctor Evans says she was very happy with my weight gain. She should be. These twins make me hungry all the d*mn time.
With Shay staying with us, I’ve not only gained a friend that’s quickly becoming one of my favorite people. She’s so awesome and fun, but I also gained a freaking chef. The things she can do to chicken, and anything sweet, has made me actually weep with pleasure.
Every bite I take of one of her savory or sweet meals is like s*x in my mouth. So f*cking good. So, yes, I had gained ten lbs from my three-month check-up to my four-month check-up. I can only guess how much more weight I’ve
