Trick or treating goes pretty smoothly for the most part. I’d forgotten to take into account that this neighborhood is a lot richer and bougier than we’re used to, but I quickly get reminded of the fact as we go past mansion after mansion, with maids opening doors for us or housewives in expensive clothes who want to show off their Halloween spirit by wearing a pair of sexy devil horns or sexy fairy wings.
“Don’t forget, Emma!” This particular sexy witch told me as we walked away. “If you want tips on the Keto diet, there’s no one better than Dylan’s Daily Diet Advice!”
“I won’t forget,” I assure her, which is honestly true. That youtuber’s name is engraved in my memory by now from how many times this lady’s told me about him, as deeply rooted as the plants he advised eating.
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