Rowan’s Point of View “Whose car is that in the driveway?” Dylan asked when she came in from the garage. I turned the television off and turned to her. “I guess that cat’s out of the bag now. Dylan, I have a girlfriend. She’s taking a shower. I didn’t think you’d be home this soon.” “None of that is funny” She gave me the hornet face and waved her finger at me. “All of it is funny” I picked her up in my arms and got on the elevator and took her to the roof. The whole time she was threatening my life and anybody else who might be in the house. “Why would I be watching TV if my hot girlfriend was here? I’d be bangin her silly in our bed.” I struggled to hold back my laughter. I opened the door to the roof before she took my head off, she looked around at the candles I had burning. “

