I was NOT happy. My mother had volunteered my services without asking me first. She had told her friend Julie Bagwell that I would help her with her move without consulting me, and I had plans that I wasn't happy about having to forfeit on. Maybe we should back up a bit so you can understand where he's coming from! I had been planning to hang with my friends at the beach, about 2 hours away. This was something my mother did not like. And I’m sure that was a factor in all this. I thought I had a decent chance to hookup with someone there, and I was more than ready to lose the moniker of my class's oldest virgin, having reached the age of 18, months before. Julie had been my mother's (Barb) friend since high school herself, and had known me since I was born. She had watched me grow from a

