CADEN
The kiss didn't go as I wanted, for we had talked through most of it. Furthermore, we ended up getting interrupted by the creaking sound of the door.
Dear Lord!
When the f*****g door finally opens, it reveals a funny-looking doctor and a weird-haired woman, presumably the sidekick, both gaping at me.
"That position is indecent for your situation," the doctor indicated, his eyes shifting between Mad and me.
What? She's just laying next to me.
Is he saying he prefers the doggy position?
"I missed her so much," I moaned and tenderly kissed Mad's neck.
A suddenly visible blush appears on both cheeks of the two elder people standing across the room. I take it as their vulnerability and keep on: "I was wondering if s*x is allowed. There are lots of positions you wouldn't complain a
