~Lyra~ “You know what?” I screamed, my throat raw, my chest heaving like my ribs were breaking apart. “I’d rather y’all just kill me right here, right now, than make me sit through this f*****g abomination!” And I wasn’t even saying it for drama. No. I meant it. I swear on my own blood, I meant it, because this—this wasn’t just painful, this wasn’t just betrayal, this wasn’t just heartbreak. And then—oh my Goddess—I thought I’d seen it all, thought maybe the universe was done spitting in my face, but no. No, it wasn’t. Because right there, right in front of me she came. And at the same exact time, she squirted. I’m not joking. She squirted. Right there. On the floor. Right in front of me. And I know I talk too much, but I can’t shut up because what the f**k did I just watch?! What do