Chapter Seventy – PC Jason Tanner. Lisa May is standing her mouth wide open, as she stares in disbelief at Kristoffer Gilbert, or Kris to his friends. I have met him once or twice before, over the years. The actor is a canny lad, down to earth, and not full of s**t. “What the f**k are you wearing?” Davey the station officer from the fire station shouts over at me, as Kathline, his redheaded wife nudges him with her elbow and shakes her head. “What? I look cool. See, even Kris is wearing Hawaiian shorts,” I defend myself as the man himself turns to look at me. “I like his shorts and T-shirt,” Lisa May shyly defends me, as the tall grey-haired man, looks at her as if she has lost the plot. “Ah, PC Tanner. Nice to see you again. You look cool man. Orange is my favourite colour,” He