Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Eight. Cal.
Cal’s Point of View.
I do not wish to sound like Headache, or a moaning Minny, but my arm f*****g hurts, and is getting on my wick!
I mean… Ha’way man, why me!
I had attempted to be all romantic, alpha male, hero of a romance book esq, only nowhere in the pages of those novels does the male lead fall flat on his arse, girlfriend still attached to him and breaks his f*****g arm in two places! f**k my life! Aghghghghgh!
I am missing my cockney c**k tease, my gorgeous Snow White, like crazy. We spend every possible moment together we can and have created quite a little family between us. However, our s*x life has taken an absolute nosedive, after my bid to play at being the romance hero of the hour, and failing, so spectacularly. Now she is
