“You ran away from home in the dead of night!”
“No. I left my husband who was trying to seduce me into staying with him and giving into him. Told me I couldn’t last a night without him in my bed, and I’d see reason by morning. Arrogant fool.”
Bobbie fought the grin on her face as she openly eavesdropped.
“Ew,” Fiona gasped. “I did not need to know such things!”
“Tough. We’re older, not dead. We have s*x. Plenty of it. He overestimated his s****l pull. Thinks his skills are so great I’ll forgive him for calling Bobbie a w***e just because he whipped his willy out. If ever there was a perfect example of a man thinking with his d**k –”
“Maman!” Fiona was stunned at her mother’s language. “What has gotten into you?”
Bobbie was laughing outright now as she struggled to maintain her concen
