Where the f**k am I? Staring around the eerie forest, I noticed that the leaves on the trees where not green, they where blue. What in the sams hell? I stood up, staring down at the black medieval looking dress. Who the- What the? Where the hell am I? Walking through the forest, I made my way past the frogs that chirped and the bugs that sang. I don't understand? Am I in hell? The sound of wood and clacking horse shoes came from further down, I followed it and stopped in my tracks when I noticed the entire town. They all dressed medieval with horses drawing small wood 'trunks'. Each building made of stones and on the front of them, wooden signs with words burnt into the wood. Oh my god, I'm in medieval times. How the f**k did I get here? I eyed the buildings and the sky with n