s**t! On my entire freaken life. Staring at the mud that slowly pulled me in just a bit deeper with every movement, I realized two things: 1. I'm stuck. 2. The movies weren't kidding about this sinking mud crap. Looking around for any branch of something to grab, I couldn't spot anything. "f**k!" I shouted furiously while trying to calm down so I didn't sink any more. What worse is I feel the crap moving over my bare feet and it's almost like being in the middle of the ocean or lake and not knowing what the hell is down there. It's enough to make your toes curl. I laid my head back and took a steady-oh my god it's a f*****g snake. It was a dark color, browns mixed in and clearly a forest snake that probably shouldn't be messed with. As the snake moved past my face, it's smooth b