[ Anna ]
"So... you stole me from my bachelorette party so that we could go on a thirty minute drive?" Unable to keep my patience intact any more, I finally commented grumblingly about how we had driven for a half hour in the middle of the night going literally nowhere.
It was dawn and I was sleepy.
"Correction, darling. I stole you after your bachelorette." He smiled to himself, his eyes fixed at the dark and poorly lit roads ahead.
"No. The male strippers part was still left."
He just chuckled, not believing it this time.
I huffed. "Plus, we left the girls alone."
"Liar. We did not." He commented, still smiling. "We left the girls in the security of Taylor who would drop them all to the safety of our home."
"They wanted to be with me, not with Taylor," I lamely added.
"At this
