I only woke up because I could smell smoke. Not house-burning-down type smoke. The lightly-toasted skunk-flavored smoke that meant someone had weed nearby. I rolled over with a muffled moan, which was followed by an entirely unmuffled yell. Jessi was sitting right there, back against the footrest, spliff in her hand. She took a nonchalant toke. “So you’re here.” “Um, you’re in my bedroom.” “What is this—a be-more-obvious contest?” “No, it’s a…” I was way too nonconsensually naked for banter. “What are you doing here?” She shrugged and kept on smoking. For all her half-closed eyes and general stoner air, you didn’t have to be Jean Grey to notice she didn’t seem entirely happy. She was wearing New Rocks, suspender tights, and a barely there T-shirt dress with the Rolling Stones Sticky