"No, Wait!"
I press the phone to my ear.
"Stop yelling. What do you want?"
"Where are you?"
"In a bathroom, standing before the mirror."
"Camille, where the hell are you? I'm coming to get you."
"No, Ryder, no. Stay with Brent and babysit him. I'm fine. I'm veeeery fine." I hiccup. "So, did Brent tell you about his problem?"
"What problem?"
"You know, the one that makes him use viagra."
"You promised not to get drunk with Cecilia around you."
"I promised not to kiss her. There's a difference."
He hangs up on me.
Son of a b***h.
I walk into one of the unoccupied cubicles and I lower myself onto the toilet seat. I open the messaging app and I text Gabriel.
I'm at The Buzzfeed. Come and get me.
Then I stick my phone back into my pocket.
*
"Ryder just called." Cess tells
