Lyla Christmas was an awesome event as always when it came to my family. It was chaos with all the kids, parents, and animals, since Demon and Tally’s twins got puppies last year. Kids swarmed the place like tiny sugar-filled elves. Some with Santa hats on, others with reindeer antler headbands with little bells jingling off the ends. The kids climbed the laps of their fathers or uncles built like tanks as if they were jungle gyms. None of the men seemed to mind, just carried on with their drinking or conversations like it wasn’t happening. I looked around looking for the mothers of these little crotch goblins that I loved as if they were my own, but thank f*ck they weren’t. They were just as unhinged as their children. Resa had her cut on over a tight red velvet dress, she, Tall

