Praise Me [BL] COMPLETED

Chapter 29.5

this isn't a regular update, so you can honestly skip this if you want~ it's just a mini Q&A with the characters of this story told from my pov. i'm using the questions you all commented and some ones i added. i hope you enjoy <3

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I shuffled through my notecards and adjusted myself in the stool. Caesar, Morgan, and Harrison sat across from me in matching stools, looking somewhat bored. "So you guys understand how this works?"

Morgan bobbed his head. "Mhm, you ask a question and we'll answer."

"Okay, starting off. What's your sexuality?"

"Gay." Morgan answered.

"Gay." Harrison bobbed his head in agreement.

"Pan."

Morgan and Harrison both made a face, looking as though the mere thought of being with a woman made them uncomfortable. Caesar rolled his eyes and gestured for the next question.

I stared down at my notecards before my eyebrows raised. "Alright- I guess we're just diving right in. Um, the readers want to know why Morgan won't let Caesar top without a condom."

Caesar glanced at Morgan. "Yeah, why won't he?"

"Have you ever tried getting c*m out of your ass? I only let Harrison because he looked like he was gonna cry if I didn't."

Harrison let out a soft, startled noise from being brought up.

"So if I cry, you'll let me?"

"If you bottom for me I'll let you."

"Bringing me to the next questions," I interrupted, "Has Caesar ever tried bottoming and why won't he bottom for Morgan?"

"I've never bottomed and pass to the other question."

"You-" I blinked, "you can't skip questions."

"You didn't say we couldn't." He blinked back.

"Um," I shuffled through my cards. He wasn't wrong. "Alright. The readers want to know why Morgan only wears clothes two sizes too small? Why don't you ever wear things your size?"

"I do, everyone exaggerates. I just prefer tighter clothing." He gestured to his body. "Do you know how much I work out? Too much to hide my body."

Harrison bobbed his head, ears flopping into his hair. "He does work out a lot."

"Next question, what are your zodiac signs?"

"Libra." Morgan answered.

"Not surprising."

Morgan glared over at Caesar, just over Harrison's head. "What is that supposed to mean?"

"I'm just saying, it's not surprising that you're a libra."

"Um," Harrison spoke up, voice meek and quiet, "I'm a gemini." He pointed at Caesar. "He's a capricorn."

I mentally thanked him for stopping their mini argument. "Would you mind being called daddy?"

"Daddy?" Harrison blushed.

"Yes."

"No." Caesar shook his head and gave Morgan a suggestive look, which he blatantly ignored.

"Next question, do you have any tattoos or piercings?"

Harrison and Caesar shook their heads but Morgan gestured to his ears. "My ears are pierced. I had my tongue pierced too but I stopped wearing it."

"Do any of you want any tattoos or piercings?"

Caesar and Harrison declined again but Morgan nodded. "I wanna get my d**k pierced." All our heads turned to him while he looked completely serious.

"Seriously?"

He nodded. "Yeah. Only thing stopping me is not having s*x for a month while it heals."

"Just bottom-"

"Shut up."

"Next question, what are your top kinks?"

Harrison's ears twitched. "Degradation."

Morgan nodded. "Degradation and choking." Harrison glanced at him, seeming to be thinking about something before his face flushed.

"Impact play and overstimulation." Caesar answered.

"You've never done impact play throughout the whole story?" I pointed out.

"He doesn't like pain that much," Caesar gestured to Harrison, "and he would never let me touch him like that." He pointed to Morgan, who nodded in agreement.

"Alright, next question is for Morgan. Would you prefer cute top Harrison, or dominant top Harrison?"

"Cute top, I love when he gets all whiny." Harrison blushed. "I wouldn't let him dom me even if he wanted to."

"Another question for Morgan, have you ever subbed for Caesar?"

"Sub? No, I'll bottom but I'm not a sub."

"I try telling them." I insisted, knowing he gets this question a lot. "Some of them don't know you can dom and bottom. You might have to explain it a few more times."

He made a soft, understanding noise. "I'm a dom, whether I top or bottom." He pointed to Harrison. "He's a sub, whether he tops or bottoms. Position doesn't defy if you're a dom or sub. Just because I have a d**k up my ass, doesn't mean I'm gonna be submissive."

Caesar clapped. "Well said, babe."

"Alright, next question. How old are you all?"

"20."

"20."

"23."

I shuffled through the questions, seeing the repeated one of Caesar bottoming. Maybe he should bottom. "Any plans for kids in the future?"

Harrison shook his head first, followed by Morgan. "No."

Caesar shrugged. "I don't mind."

"What are you favorite things about each other? We'll start with physically first."

"Um," Harrison glanced at them and started with Caesar, "I like your height."

"Wow." Morgan nodded. "I see how it is."

Harrison turned to him and quickly shook his head. "No, I like your height too. We're the same and you're still bigger than me."

"We can't all be tall, babe." Caesar shrugged.

"I like your hair." Harrison reached out and stroked a strand of his blonde waves.

Caesar nodded. "That's my favorite too. And your ass." He glanced at Harrison. "I like your ears, they're very cute."

On cue, they lowered shyly. "Thank you."

Morgan stared at Caesar dully. "Your d**k is too big and you're annoying."

"Morgan-" I tried interrupting.

"You're too tall and you make me look short even though I'm average. Are you trying to embarrass me? Is that it?"

"Morgan-"

"And you're a huge germaphobe. The dirty shirt on the floor isn't gonna kill you." He glanced at Harrison, who was sitting between them. "I like your thighs."

"Thank you." He squeaked out.

Caesar slowly turned to me. "Next question please."

"Um, right," I shuffled through my cards, "what's your favorite s****l thing to do?"

"Uh," Harrison looked conflicted as his eyebrows scrunched, "What do you mean by favorite? Like-" His head titled, "I don't understand the question."

Morgan put his hand up as a barrier between him and Harrison. "He's a bit of a pillow prince. He just takes whatever we give him."

Caesar nodded. "Yeah, we mainly just do it for him."

"Um, alright. I'll rephrase- what's your favorite s****l thing to have done to you?"

"Oh." Harrison blinked. "I like when they eat me out."

Morgan hummed and nodded. "I like giving rim jobs a lot."

"He does it all the fuckin' time." Caesar commented and Morgan shrugged. "But he refuses to give blowjobs-"

"I do it on special occasions." Morgan waved off. "And I could eat you out too if you wanted-"

"Pass."

"Next question, the readers want to know if you ever get jealous."

Harrison and Caesar nodded. "Not of each other," Harrison explained, "but other people sometimes. I don't like smelling other people on them."

"Morgan has too many friends."

"I breathed?"

"Alright, last question and we'll wrap this up. What are you favorite things about each other?"

Harrison's ears perked as he looked at them both, choosing to start with Caesar again. "I like when you start things, you try to get it perfect so it's the best. Like when you made dinner for us." He turned to Morgan. "And I like how you always do little nice things and try to act casual about it, very cute." He bobbed his head.

Morgan stared at Caesar. "Um," they both looked extremely uncomfortable, "s**t- um- uh-"

"f**k you."

"Hold on, I'm thinking." His eyebrows came together as he thought hard. "...I like that you're rich but you're also humble? Like- nobody knows you're rich because you act poor. Why do you walk to school so much?"

"To save gas money."

"Um," Morgan rubbed his neck. "I guess I like how you're simple minded-"

"That's not a compliment-" Why are they so bad at this??

Morgan stared at Harrison. "You're so cute, everything you do is so cute for no reason. Even when we're having s*x, you act so cute."

Caesar nodded in agreement while Harrison's shoulder's hunched bashfully. Caesar turned his head towards Morgan. "...I think you're funny."

"Just funny?"

"Really funny."

"...Thanks."

"Anytime." Caesar nodded. Why are they so awkward?

"That was really hard to watch so I say we call it a day." I collected all my notecards.

"Wait-" Caesar stopped me, "Can we ask a few questions?"

"Oh." I blinked, feeling pleasantly surprised. "Yes, please."

"How do hybrids exist?"

"Uh..."

"How is Harrison a hybrid and not Declan? And how is he a hybrid when his parents are human?" Morgan asked.

"Um-"

"Why is Caesar suddenly asian? Why did you wait 28 chapters to say that?"

I felt sweat bead at my forehead. "Um, you see-"

Harrison gestured to Morgan. "Why do you give so much detail about Morgan and not us? I can tell you everything about Morgan and I don't even know my own eye color."

"It's- it's brown." I stuttered.

"What does my hair look like?"

"I don't-" my mouth opened and closed, "I didn't expect this- I- I don't know."

"Don't you think 16 years old is a little young to have a heat? Why not make it 18?"

"I-"

"How does Harrison wear clothes? Is there a hole for his tail or...?"

"Um," I blinked, "Maybe?"

"You don't even know?"

Suddenly feeling light headed, I got up and wobbled over to the door. "I need to leave."

"But we weren't done. Why does Morgan have so many people attracted to him, Harrison is a hybrid and doesn't even attract that much attention." Caesar commented. "Do you like him?"

My head slowly turned back to look at them with wide eyes. Could they have figured it out?? "How- how did you know?"

"I'm gay." Morgan deadpanned.

"And taken." Caesar added.

"And taken!" Harrison nodded furiously.

I shakily reached out for the doorknob. "I need to

leave."

Morgan tilted his head. "Did you know, you were spelling it as hybird and not hybrid for half the story and nobody told you?"

"I-"

"Because you were." He stared at me. "For half the story. And nobody told you."

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