Regina
“Girl, it was on the news! And the newspaper. No, not the front page, just a little blurb in the national section. Listen to this: One of the top editors in Triton Publishing’s Women’s Fiction Division, Regina Coolidge was run down yesterday evening just outside the Remmington Hotel by an unknown assailant on a stolen motorcycle. Police believe the attack was premeditated, and that Coolidge was the intended victim. The driver of the stolen motorcycle fled the scene and is still at large. Ms. Coolidge was taken to Mercy Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries and later released. Anyone who has information should blah, blah.” Patti read me the brief article from the Rutberg Herald.
“Wow,” I said dryly, switching the phone to my other ear, “I’m famous.”
“No kidding
