That's No Dinosaur Egg!
"Ta-da!" Hammond announced and placed the egg on the table.
John choked down a freak-out. "What the hell is that?"
"It's a dinosaur egg," Hammond announced, puffing his chest.
"Where did you get such a thing?" The egg was indeed very large, with weird lumps on it. It was nothing like John had ever seen.
His husband sighed theatrically. "On eBay, of course..."
"And why did you buy it?" John squealed.
Hammond shrugged. "I dunno. I liked it, I guess."
"This can't possibly be a dinosaur egg," John pointed at the thing.
"But it is. It's from a Chinese biotech company, they engineered a dinosaur and made an egg," Hammond said, putting his fingers between each other, mimicking a mixing process.
John lifted his chin. "Oh," he managed to squeal in a whisper. "That
