I went back to the bathroom to check the test one was negative and the other had a positive so I tried it again this time after that it was positive so I text lion I'm pregnant I showed him the picture of the positive pregnancy test he texted me back with a smiling emoji
Lizzie: gosh I just had amazing s*x
Me: omgosh Liz what the f**k
Lizzie: sorry what happened to you
Me: I'm pregnant that bastard knocked me up and took my morning-after pill
Lizzie: wow you life is crazier than mine
Me: yeah I know
9 months later
Well I'm having my baby brother I told my mom I gave birth today lion doesn't know that I'm here let alone that I'm still pregnant my mom and I have to cover it up by saying someone carrying my mother-baby so as I sit in the hospital bed waiting for the doctor to g
