DYLAN I woke up with the nastiest headache ever only to find myself sprawled on my couch instead of being in bed, still in yesterday’s outfit minus my shoes. What had happened? I yawned tiredly and reached for my phone to check the time, wincing at how bright my apartment was. Wait, brightness! What time was it? A quick look at my phone confirmed my worst fear. I was late for work. Late-like-it-was-almost-time-for-lunch-late. How could I have let this happen? I staggered to my room as quickly as I could and opened the medicine cabinet for some aspirin which I swallowed without water. Stepping out of yesterday’s clothes, I trudged to the bathroom to get ready for work. I splashed some water on my face, and just like that, memories from last night flooded my mind. Fuck! I