14 MATT I usually had something to say, always a witty comeback of some kind. But Rachel? Yeah, she shut me up. Not only did I have no words, but my brain wasn’t functioning. She was pregnant. Holy f**k. She was having our baby. I was going to be a father. And so I just stared at her, mouth open, eyes wide, heart beating frantically and oddly enough, my d**k was as hard as a rock. I felt very virile, very manly. Like a f*****g caveman. My little swimmers were strong and they’d gotten our girl knocked up. I glanced to Ethan and his face had a similar expression to mine. Yeah, it could’ve been his mighty sperm, but I didn’t care. Our woman was having our baby. “How long have you known?” Ethan asked, stroking a knuckle over her cheek. She looked down, saw my hand on her belly. It was

