Poor Tessa didn’t deserve this heavy conversation so I shrugged and gave her a wan smile. “Okay, book me the retreat. Make sure it has plenty of long, hot baths. I only have two weeks between now and the next tour. Let’s make them count.” “Yes! That’s the Lacey Lee I know and love.” Tessa clapped her hands, then whipped out her tablet. As she fired off retreat options, I picked up the stack of tabloids. The glow of the tablet screen made the headlines seem lurid and too ridiculous for words. La-Chris was an absurd couple name. Chr-acey was even worse, but at least the sentiment was right. Crazy was just the word for all of this. For the fake relationship I had with a guy I barely knew. One headline made me huff a laugh. Tessa glanced up. I brandished the paper at her. “Rock4Ever? What

