I've done some shitty things in my lifetime.
But closing my eyes while f*****g a clubwhore and imagining it's my best friend Carrigan instead might be the thing that takes the cake. Thankfully, no one knows I do that but me.
Laying propped against my headboard, I'm waiting my usual three minutes after busting before I tell this chick to make herself scarce. Clubwhores don't sleep in this bed, ever. And they don't sleep at my house, ever. I've always known I would want an ol' lady eventually, and I don't want that woman to have to deal with these bitches throwing in her face who has slept in this bed before her.
Aside from me, Carrigan is the only person who's slept in here. And every time she does, I spend the night wishing she was my ol' lady. That s**t isn't going to happen, t
