*Amelia* I didn’t know baby cows were this cute. I’m ready to move in right now. Screw school. Forget everything else. I’m completely in love. “You gonna tell her we’re gonna eat it eventually?” Mike asks Jim. “Get the f**k out, Mike,” Jim tells him. They’re going to eat it? It makes sense- it’s a ranch. But she’s so cute! “It’ll be a few years,” Jim offers with a lopsided grin. He’s so damn hot. I keep petting the cow, contemplating how to kidnap and take her to Teresa’s with me. “If you’d told me there would be baby cows, I’d have moved in already.” “There’s a lot more coming,” he says, leaning against a wall. “It’s calving season. I probably won’t make it out to your place for a few weeks, but you can come and pet a new cow every week.” “Deal,” I tell him. “Honest

