“Sometimes in life we have to take a good look at our priorities and admit that they need to be adjusted. We rebel against that adjustment, of course, because change is difficult. But no matter how difficult it might be, change is necessary if we are ever to mature and grow. Not that I’m necessarily in favor of growing and maturing. Honestly, I could do without it most days. And no, I don’t give a rat’s a*s if you think that’s immature of me. I literally just told you I could do without it. Focus, people. We’ve got a kid to corrupt, a toddler to terrorize, an almost-toddler to, well, we won’t do anything to him or the infant. I’m not thatsadistic.” ~Jen Jen swung the door to the nursery open so hard that it hit the wall and bounced back. She held up her hand to stop it from smacking her i

