Roxie and I said goodbye in the club. She left ahead of me while I went to make one final stop in the ladies' room to empty my bladder before driving home. I wasn't terribly steady on my feet but hadn't realized it until I didn't have her body in front of me to hold me up. Roxie had already gone out the door when I finished in the restroom. I decided to walk back toward my car before making a decision about my ability to drive, but it wasn't looking good. Trish was going to flip s**t if I called Ronnie to come pick me up at two in the morning-drunk. I didn't even want to think about how bad work would be in seven hours. My boss would be in court, and I would be alone and hungover, trying to stay awake to appear peppy for anyone who might wander in.
The moment I stumbled out the door, Luk
