"You're a cunty-w***e, Veronica."
"You're just mad because you puked in some hot guy's car."
"First of all, I never said he was hot. Secondly, you totally glazed over the fact I had my first orgasm with a woman."
"You didn't have to say he was hot, everything you said screamed it loud and clear. And the orgasm doesn't count if you're staring at said guy when it happens."
"It totally f*****g counts. My bajingo came to life on her thigh with her hands on my body."
"You were in a public place, Giselle...and fully clothed. Instead of worrying about Roxie, why don't we focus on Brutus."
Figured she'd picked up on his personality disorder-I was known for choosing that trait in men-and not the fact I'd enjoyed an evening with a member of the same s*x, gotten sweaty and drunk, danced the nig
