After a few minutes of freaking out about my mother rocking Drew’s world, she comes waltzing out of the room like a brand new woman. I watch as she smiles, tightening her robe about her body.
“I’m so sorry you had to see that, honey.” She pats me on the arm as she goes into the kitchen.
“God, someone just shoot me so I don’t have to think about what I just saw. Eww.”
“Honey, we’re all adults. We all have s*x. You don’t think I never heard you and Ethan doing the hanky panky and wanted to shove knives in my ears?”
“That’s so different than actually seeing it. You were mounted on that man like a race horse. He’s the reason I’m over here right now. I need to tell you something.”
My mother pours herself a glass of wine and turns my direction, rolling her eyes.
“What is so important, swee
