"I don't think it's smart of you to be pissing off Ted," Irma said.
"I think it will be a while before Ted is thinking about pissing," Jen let her tongue dangle. It gave her a charmingly insane look.
"Well, as long as you figure out what is going on with Bob before Ted kills you."
"Bob is chasing after a cow in full rut," Nick said. "I smelled her myself."
Irma peered down her nose at Nick. "I find that highly unlikely."
"You aren't just a bit jealous, are you?" Nick said. "Some other cow is getting him first?"
Irma glared at him.
"I would know, we all would. It's early, not just by days, but by a moon. It would be.... abnormal."
"I smelled it myself," Nick remembered what the rabbit had told him. "Unless there is a way for there to be cow scent and no cow."
"It is too early for
