“You must be kidding!!!” she exclaimed and crossed her arms to cover her body.
I just tilted my head effortlessly.
“Tell me you're kidding!” she demanded next.
I didn't respond, and I just got out of the bed.
“Hey, answer me! You aren't deaf!”
I looked at her plainly and, with an intentionally bored look on my face, I told her what she wanted to hear, “I’m kidding.”
She patted her forehead, and it was like she was having a terrible headache. “For pete’s sake!”
Since I could no longer hold my real emotions at the moment, I gave in and burst into loud laughter.
She stared at me, a little confused. “What are you laughing at?”
“You, of course! You silly drunk head!”
Her eyes narrowed in irritation.
“Obviously, it wasn't true! Nothing happened between us last night. You were so drunk
