Ding-dong!
"Comet, door!" Uncle Larry yelled.
He was sitting on the living room couch, watching the end of a football game. It was Sunday night, the game was just finishing up, and he was looking forward to finishing his beer, turning off the TV, and finding his sexy little niece to take to bed. He was leaving for a two-week business trip in the morning, so was spending the night at his brother's house to have one more night with the nubile 18-year-old before his trip. Normally, she'd be curled up on the couch next to him, but Larry hadn't seen her for a little while.
Ding-dong!
The doorbell rang again. Wondering what she was up to, he yelled, "Comet, can you get the door, please?"
Lester, his brother and Comet's daddy, yelled back from whatever he was doing in the kitchen, "Can you g
