My Neighbor Calls Me Daddy

I'm sorry

After Leo's declaration, everyone in class suddenly became silent. Everyone stared at us with curious gazes and started giggling. The face of Mr. Williams immediately turned ugly.

"Leo, Hunter, see me after class is over." He said in a less than amused tone.

The only good thing I can take out of this is that everyone from our grade was used to Leo's antics from last school year, so they got used to it and didn't make a great deal out of it like September last year. Thinking back to the first day of Grade 9 gave me goosebumps.

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As Mr. Williams started teaching, Leo started playing around with his computer instead of focusing. After a while, I got bored and started to see what Leo is up to, since he usually wasn't this silent in class.

I took a glimpse at his computer screen and say that Leo is using Photoshop and editing a photo. It was a photo of a half-naked Ch*nning T*tum. He cropped his face out of the photo and inserted in my face instead. He then copy and pasted this photo onto the background of a school. Then, he uploaded a photo of N*t*lie P*rtm*n, cropped out her face and inserted his own face in. He then had my face and his face facing towards each other, looking like we are about to kiss.

I immediately reached out and closed the Photoshop window without saving it before Leo had a chance to react. Realizing what I have done, he glared at me and pouted. "Why did you do that?" He asked in a pitiful tone.

"Do what?" I feigned ignorance.

"Delete my perfect artpiece." He replied.

I felt like barfing right at his face right now.

"Stay focused on the lesson." I warned.

He ignored me and started surfing the net.

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After the end of English class, Leo and I stayed behind. As the last student left the classroom, Mr. Williams faced us and sighed. "Leo, did you know what you do wrong?"

".... Should I have said I like giving h*ndjobs instead of bl*wjobs?" Leo winked at me mischievously.

I rolled my eyes.

"NO! Stop making these sexually explicit comments during class! Not only is it uncouth, it is demeaning! Have a sense of propriety, Leo! Act like a normal student for once!" Mr. Williams yelled angrily at Leo.

"But I was just telling the truth!" Leo replied.

"Would you like to discuss this to the principal?"

"...No." Leo had a face that said he was unwilling, but would still act the same way.

I sighed. "Mr. Williams, I apologize for our transgressions, please forgive us." I bowed down. Using my right hand, I touched the back of Leo's head and forced it downwards.

"Come on, you apologize too!" I whispered at Leo while both of our heads are down.

"... I'm sorry." Leo said reluctantly.

Mr. Williams sighed again. "Fine, it's still the first day of school. I will let you off this time. However, the next time I hear such words out of your mouth again Leo, I will be forced to give you detention." He shooed us away. "Go on, or you will be late for your first class."

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The next class was Mathematics. As we walked towards the classroom for Math, Leo started clinging onto my arm again. "Get off me." I said.

"No." Leo said. He was clearly in a bad mood after being scolded from Mr. Williams.

I noticed that people from the other grades started staring at us as we passed by.

"People are watching." I reasoned.

"I know."

I took his arm away from me.

"Hubby, aren't you gonna comfort me? I've been bullied." Leo asked in a cute voice.

"You deserved it. Who told you to be so pompous on the first day of school?" I replied disdainfully.

"But what I said was the truth! I love sucking your c-"

"You have never sucked it in your entire life."

"But I imagined it in my dreams."

I rolled my eyes.

After our argument, Leo seemed happy again.

"He's happy just by talking to me, what a simple person." I thought. I glanced at Leo who was smiling and couldn't help but curve my mouth slightly, but I didn't noticed it at the time.

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Leo was playing with the graphing calculator as our Math teacher started explaining some terms. After a while, he showed me what he had graphed on the calculator. It was the graph of a p*n*s. I could not help but facepalm.

"Look Hunter, a d*ck!" Leo whispered at me.

"I can see that." I replied, unamused.

"But it's not obviously not as large as yours." He said, staring at my bulge.

"Hey, eyes up here." I immediately thought I said something wrong, but Leo did not give me time to contemplate.

Leo grabbed my arm and positioned it towards his own rear.

"I wonder what it will feel like if you put it in." He leaned his face towards my ear and whispered.

I immediately got goosebumps. "Stay focused on the lesson." I growled as I retracted my arm.

Leo smirked and started fiddling on his graphing calculator again. I ignored him and listened to the teacher for the rest of the lesson.

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It was lunchtime right after the second period. Leo and I headed to the cafeteria along with the rest of the student body, making the place heavily congested. We swam through the crowd and manage to get ourselves seated on a table.

"Here darling, I made us both lunchboxes!" Leo said happily.

I ignored him and reached towards my own backpack, taking out my own lunchbox.

Leo pouted and opened his two lunchboxes to eat. I did the same (but with 1 lunchbox only).

"Sausages, ham, scrambled eggs and toast. Same as breakfast." I counted the food in my mind. I used the fork and penetrated a sausage. As the sausage was about to reach my mouth, Leo's mouth appeared abruptly and took a bite of my sausage. I glared at him before eating the rest of the sausage. Leo giggled.

"What." I spat.

"We just shared a second-hand kiss." Leo made a sunny smile towards me. I rolled my eyes.

Leo grabbed a banana from his lunchbox and peeled it.

"He's gonna do that isn't he." I thought.

Leo licked the tip of the banana and moaned as he sucked on it. I shoved the banana into his mouth, choking him.

*Cough, cough* he choked, trying to spill out the banana. The crushed banana pieces left his mouth and dripped down his throat. The lack of oxygen made Leo's cheek colored in a tinge of pink.

I immediately took out my phone and took a picture of him leaking out saliva and suspiciously looking yellow substances. His eyes were slightly red, making him looked like he was just abused.

I posted the photo on In*tagram. I wrote on the caption:

"Guys can only think of one thing and it's f**king disgusting #shameless @Leo<3Hunter8==)"

The photo instantly got thousands of views and hundreds of likes.

Leo, not realizing what happened, shouted at me, "Hunter, why are you being so mean to me!"

"I'm sorry." I replied.

Leo choked, he did not think that I would immediately apologize to him. "Th...Then don't do it next time." He stuttered in a shy voice.

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The next period is PE. Leo and I went to the changing room to change into our sports uniform. As I slowly took off my school shirt, Leo stared at me, with his mouth wide open, dripping saliva. I threw the shirt at his face.

"Stop looking." I warned.

He took a deep sniff of my school uniform and said in a blissful voice, "Ah... this is the smell of manhood." He became erect.

I angrily stomped towards him, half-naked, and tried to take my school uniform back. I grabbed the shirt, but he would not let it go, so we both pulled in opposite directions. Suddenly, he took a huge step towards me. I did not have time to react when he bit on my nipple.

I moaned.