"OH MY GOD!" Jodie screamed as soon as Phil carried her inside his loft.
"What?" Phil scowled and put her down.
"This is the ugliest place I've ever seen! No wonder you wanted to hire me as your interior decorator."
Phil groaned. "Jodie, I was joking when I said that and this place isn't the bad."
"Oh no? Then why does it look like a dungeon?" Jodie gestured to the dark walls and minimal furniture. "And what is with that couch?"
"It's comfortable," Phil defended.
"Comfortable? It looks like a block of ice!" Jodie shook her head. "We need to start from scratch. New paint, new furniture, new everything."
Phil sighed. "Fine, but we are not making the place look like a unicorn threw up on it."
Jodie grinned. "I was joking about that too. Trust me, Phil. I'll make this place look like a
