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I never thought I’d say this, but apparently, the internet loves us.
No, really. Like, loves us.
Just weeks ago, we were a headline waiting to explode. One leaked audio clip and a round of HR whisper campaigns from Vivian’s best friend, and I was sure I’d end up unemployed, disgraced, and eating gluten-free freezer waffles in a bathrobe while the men I was absolutely-not-dating denied my existence to the press.
Instead?
VT Global’s new “radical authenticity” campaign is trending. We’re the face of it. Fluff pieces are rolling out every other day with headlines like “Modern Love at the Top: Can Poly Relationships Work in the C-Suite?” and “Three Men, One Baby, and a Very Efficient Calendar.” My personal favorite? “Who Needs a Glass Ceiling When You’re Sleeping with the Board?”
