"Girl relax," Celine's calm and soothing voice speaking through the phone made me feel anything but calm.
I refreshed the period tracker app on my phone for the hundredth time in the last few hours. "How could I have been so forgetful." I cried, ignoring my best friend's voice, "two months, C. Two damn months."
"Christine..."
"What am I supposed to do now? Oh God, Oh God, Oh God."
"Christine Elizabeth Channing!" Celine's stern voice boomed through the phone. No longer soothing, but clearly pissed this time.
"What? My name is not Elizabeth." I reminded her, "that's your name."
"I know," she giggled, actually f*****g giggled, "but it sounded good like that and it got your attention. Now back to the topic at hand, would you f*****g relax?"
"How the hell am I supposed to do that? I
