Huh? Frowning, I finally looked down at myself. Oh f**k balls. I must have fallen asleep longer than I meant at the beach today. There was a perfect outline of my bathing suit on my chest. My stomach was a mass of red all the way across, right up to where the bottom hem of the suit rested. Above the top of the suit was another swath of color, although it was a little more pink than red. And there, right in the center of my t**s, was an ugly, red circle. It touched both breasts, sliding a third of the way up their swells. Everything else was so pale in comparison, the contrast was stark. I hoped to god it would turn into a tan and not start peeling! Holding my arms out, I groaned. They were both red, right up to the halfway point on each bicep. Then it was all pale from there. Yep. It look

