B R U C E Apparently, I need to get laid. I’m getting hard at the idea of owning some young thing who doesn't know what to do with a d**k. I rub my eyes and try to think of the last time I had s*x. Debra and I might have been married, but we never shared more than a quick embrace for public events. All I’ve had to get me off over the years is my hand. While we were married, the last thing I needed was some scandal about how our nuptials were a sham or that I was cheating. After her father passed, we talked about getting a divorce, but we never got around to it with our busy schedules. We never planned for anything in the event of something happening to either of us, and now I’m a widower...and apparently a stepfather. Well, I guess I’m a stepfather for the next week or so. I ca

