Jaden
I was still laughing when suddenly Carrie came running up to me.
“Dad! You have got to come and see this,” she said, and before I could say anything to Mark, I was being led away. “Look at this cake! It is so cute!” she exclaimed as she pointed out the large cake that had been set up in the center of the tent. I had to admit that it was cute, but it didn’t quite look like a cake to me.
“Are you sure it’s a cake?” I asked her curiously. It almost looked like a gift table. I spotted three different teddy bears, two cars, a train, a doll, a pretty pink bow, and a few gift-wrapped boxes.
“It’s a realistic cake, Dad,” she remarked as she rolled her eyes and pulled me around the table so that I could see the back.
“Oh…well, f**k me,” I muttered as I looked at the back, which was defi
