Oh my God, this is going to be a long day, I just know it. Along with the throne to the Vampire Kingdom, and the various responsibilities and little perks that come along with being the Vampire Queen, I also seem to have inherited Patrick. I bet that he was less than happy about that, just as yours truly is, but the embarrassing reality is that I do not have a close enough person that is my age, and that I can trust with the lives and wellbeing of all my people.
Alright, so just to make it clear, I don't have a close VAMPIRE friend that can tick all those boxes, is what I meant.
I would have gladly proposed Andy, and subsequently Laura, to fill in that important role, but something tells me that my aunt Clarabelle and her husband Ronald, are already planning their own retirement cruise
