Betty led Bob and Jill down into the basement of their lakefront home, with Harry bringing up the rear.
"This, obviously, is the laundry room," Betty said as they passed through the small area with its washer, dryer, utility sink, and clothes-folding-table.
"Nice," Jill said. "I wish our house had a basement. I like all the room you have here."
Betty opened the next door, flicked a light switch, and as she waved the others in, she said, "And this is our media room."
"Oh! This is wonderful!" Jill said.
"Wow!" Bob said. "Yeah, this is the way to watch porn!" Looking out the window at the end of the room, with its view out over the darkening lake, he added, "You just have the one window to cover up."
"The projector screen is in the ceiling right above it," Harry said. "A touch of the bu
