Chapter Nineteen
It was hard to concentrate when your brain was reminding you that you’d had s*x last night. And that you’d had s*x this morning. And that it would very much like you to have more s*x.
Sex s*x s*x s*x s*x s*x SEXXXXXXX went my brain that Saturday morning. It was pretty much an endless stream of porno, except it was featuring me and Jacob.
When my first customer came in, she wanted to buy some peonies. Except my brain heard p***s, and then my brain thought, I LOVE p*****s! And for a moment my body got very excited, too. Until my customer looked at me strangely, as if she knew my mind was a nonstop loop of Pornhub, and I realized that I hadn’t said a word to her.
Like I said: way harder to concentrate than I would’ve expected.
During a lull, I checked my phone and saw th
