Chapter Sixty NO STRIPPERS
I really cannot believe that my hen party is today, and I REALLY cannot believe I have left the details up to Mel… I must be insane! Like really insane God only knows what she has planned.
Will it be fun, Yes!.
Will it result in me being mortal drunk, Yes!
Will it be completely inappropriate, Hell Yes, this is Mel we are talking about!
Will it include a game of ‘Never have I Ever’ Oh GOD I hope not but I know the answer is still YES!
She has one rule that I have insisted on, and that is NO STRIPPERS! The thought of placing baby oil all over some random dude as he attempts to gyrate himself all over me makes me sick to the stomach.
Cole however is finding my whole lack of enthusiasm, and eternal dread of what today will bring hysterica
