Ivanka P.O.V.
"Hello Mr. Sexy Lawyer Man. I called to tell you that I called him, and he agreed to give me the house. I told him my lawyer would call him this week to arrange a good time for him to sign the house over in a Quick Claim Deed. He agreed to sign it over any day this week. And I called to tell you that I will play your girlfriend. Since I am this sad, ugly pathetic woman who, it seems, is destiny to never ever, ever, ever, ever lose my virginity. I will forever be the catwoman. I am going to be the sad, dried-up old lady with cobwebs embedded deep in my Vaajayjay." I informed him without stopping to breathe.
"Are you drunk? Where are you? Tell me. I am coming to get you. Don't move!" demanded Attorney Michael Ambruso, and I could hear him moving around.
"I am at club 5217,
