Chapter 30: Don’t Open the Oven or You’ll Ruin the CakeWhen we stepped inside the warm loft, Myles and Derek were carrying on the conversation they’d begun in the car. Something about an amusement park s***h virtual world experience they’d create if they had the skills and funds, and how everything, from the food to the staff would be gay and fabulous—though I wasn’t sure how a side of fries could be gay. They were now describing every ride, and even as they hung their coats and took off their shoes, they were finishing each other’s sentences, getting so riled up about their project, I thought maybe I should be taking notes for a future investment. “Okay, okay,” Myles said, heading to the living room area, straight to the bar. There, he grabbed three short glasses and tucked the bottle of

