“It’s the fourth time this week that I fell in the toilet because one of you forgot to put the seat up!” I said as I entered the living room a month later, on February the 12th. “I never understood, like, how can you not f*****g look before you actually sit down?” Josh asked, not looking up from the pool table. I rolled my eyes and sat down on the couch next to Justin, who was watching TV. “Where’s Niall? I haven’t seen him all day.” He shrugged and turned his head to look at me. “Isn’t there going to be like a party or something tonight? I mean, it’s Friday.” “Not this week.” Jake told me. “Why not?” “Valentine’s day.” a few guys said at once, sighing. I laughed and slightly turned to face them. “Why is that so bad?” “Um, because we have to go gift shopping and we have to figure