"I am not wearing a dress, mom. I do not care if it is a wedding or not," Harper says. "Harper, do you want me to ground you for the rest of your life? Take off those pirate clothes and put on the dress I put on your bed," Tammy says. "But mom, I have my best pirate clothes on, and I look splendid in them if I may say so myself. Besides, it is a dress," Harper says. Tammy looks at Harper's pirate outfit. It has a red knee-length skirt, black top and long flat boots and to finish the outfit, she has a black hat on her head, with her sword in the black belt around her waist. "Harper Casella! I am not going to talk again! Go put on the dress on your bed, or else I will ground you!" Tammy says. Harper is unhappy as she walks to her room and looks at the pink princess dress. "I am going

