“We’ve decided you’re emotionally incapable of making rational decisions right now about us because you’re heartbroken over Douglas the Douche Canoe.” Max smirked as he walked away from Ollie. “We’ve decided it is in your best interest for us to make all decisions concerning our friendship until you are more settled emotionally.”
She rolled on her bed and sat up, placing her feet firmly on the floor not missing the laughter on the twins faces. “You’re doing what now?”
“We’re making all the decisions until you’re feeling better over Doug. You’re heartbroken right now and you need your friends to comfort and support you, but you keep pushing us away. Granted it’s because we’re dickheads but, we’ll be better.” Ollie said as she slung her backpack onto the floor and grinned. “Johan agrees wi
