Four Months Later...
Elena's P.O.V.
"We're getting this one"
"No, we're not, we're getting this one it's bigger"
Gabby says and Joshua looks at her in a condescending way.
"Honey, yours is about three inches shorter than mine"
"And how would you know that?"
"Because I'm a gay man, twinny, it's our job to know the difference between a molerat and an anaconda"
"And that makes you an expert on this, huh?"
Gabby asks with annoyance in her tone.
"Of course it does, Gab, you straights see a few inches and immediately think you're in for a good time whereas us gays have got standards and we know that we need more than just a few inches to get the party started, trust me twinny, nothing goes near my peach unless it's at least nine inches long, do you understand me?"
Jesus take the wheel
